Isn't that kinda the point?

Everyone knows what the problem is, and no one will do dick about it: Vince. Until Vince dies, WWE will be butt. I’d say until he gives up control to his son-in-law, but we all know he’ll never do that, and he’ll probably live comfortably into his late 90s.  No light, only darkness.

Only nominated once and he lost to James Spader for that lawyer show with Capt Kirk. There is no benevolent God, only darkness. 

Wu*. I only correct because the way you wrote it makes Bullock sound like Ric Flair. 

Oh fuck. I didn't realize the one person writing room was completely tapped. Nevermind then. 

Ok. Then I do feel a little bit bad for him. My mistake. I wrongly assumed it was one of those incentive laced contracts, and now I look and feel like a real dummy. Also, he probably deserved to be an all pro, at least over Russ this year. 

Those media members were being real dicks when they forced Klay to put that provision in his contract that he signed. 

By all means, Chris Broussard is a fucking doofus too. 

It’s funny to him. He’s actually laughing right now.

I’m a cis white due and I give a shit about abortion. What’s going on in Alabama and Georgia and Ohio and etc. is fucking horrifying.  I bitch to anyone who will listen and I vote. Other than that, I don’t know what to do.

You’re arguing semantics. Chris Broussard is an old dude. A text is a text is a text is a text. Dude wasn’t intimating that he was trying to “netflix and chill” or some shit. They had a one to one conversation.

If it really matters, the origin of the phrase most likely has to do with being shot at. Your homie gets clapped, you clap back.  FWIW, I did no research on this and am completely talking out of my ass, but it sounds right!

Nah, it would be like you DMing Rihanna and her responding several times, then you tell some people that you texted Rihanna, and Rihanna is all “No way dude, we didn’t text,” knowing full well what you meant by “texted.” Dude went to semantics so fast. You’re right Kevin, you guys didn’t text, you had a conversation…

Ok, new most bizarre person I've ever heard of anywhere.

Dame scored 10 points in the first half. They didn’t come until the last 5 minutes or so, but he had 10. I know. I had him at over 27 1/2, which he did. not. hit.

I kept reading it as Peterson earlier and just assumed it was Adrian Peterson, whom I don’t think plays for the Cardinals (or anyone?) anymore.

Update: Splash Mountain balled the fuck out.

You really want to see the internet lose its shit: Lakers. 

What? You read the books but DIDN’T watch the show. Why? Why would anyone do that? That is next level, friend-o.  “TV is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine!”

Pfffft, facts.