Plop down the 1.50, you cheap bastards.

Noel is the big brother. Unless you were referring to size, in which case I believe Liam is a bit taller, so my apologies.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: we have a problem in this country with racist bones.

I’m not sure it was that hard for Robert Kraft.

Oh, fuck yourself.

Cool.

You bought me a car I can't even fit in!

Adaptation is the shit and criminally underrated. “Ouro. Fucking. Boros.”

Its not as bad as the reviews made it out to be. I still don't wish to watch any more of it. So... Shrug, I guess?

Meet me at the Pit after school. 

He better go by Johnny. 

Don’t know if Janice is dead. I’m not sure which way I’d take that plot development, but I’ll trust the writers to tell their story and do it well.

Damn it, you beat me to it. USE YOUR GLOVE! IT’S ON YOUR HAND! That’s why he ran back there in the first place, to backup the catcher. The duck and cover strategy didn’t work in little league and it’s probably not going to work in the bigs.  Looks like 9 year old me out there when someone would “rip” a 15 mph grounder…

If only Chris Martin had some sort of equipment designed specifically to catch that ball even at the fastest speeds a human being could possibly throw it.

Dunning Kruger effect out in full force in this one. I’m 34, btw. You ain’t sonning me, doofus.

Well played. 

Jesus Christ man, this is just good natured ball-busting. Mudiay got turned down on camera. It was funny and kinda sad, much like Mudiay's game. 

And I know that Deadspin is just putting some shine on Yelich, I just get annoyed anytimeI read the words "on pace" in a tweet or article. I am petty. 

Well that’s entirely useless information. Dude is off to a great start, nothing more, nothing less.I hate the first week “on pace” reports, they're stupid every single year. 

Of those two actresses, Ros has much less to complain about there.