Can you regurgitate the exact same tired critique used by countless numbers of commenters for the last 3 years on every single SNL review? I don’t know, seems risky.

Nah. SNL without the music isn't SNL. 

“That’s goddamn hall of famer Mel Blount.”

Cold. Blooded.

Everything about you is the goddamn worst, including this shit take.

I’ve seen enough failing upwards in my life to know that Dell Demps will for sure get at least 1 more job if/when he loses this one.  

Grosero

Seriously? Misogynistic? Fuck your dad’s opinions too. He most likely sucks worse than your mom. The only reason I went with mom is you specifically cited her. I will agree it's childish though. 

Yeah, you’re right, it’s the LeBron Stan’s arguments that are tiresome. Not the handful of dudes taking a guy to task for using the wrong stat (I assume because the 20-something percent stat has been used more frequently lately because it’s kinda unfathomable). Those guys are awesome and totally not assholes. FOH.

Big. Chunky. Bubbles.

Doug Legursky. Most football ass name ever.  Former lineman for the Steelers. I cannot even remember which side of the ball that line was on, but I always loved his name.

It was fun?

“Hence LeBron trying to stir stuff up back in December”

Butt.

Well maybe he should learn to go for it. You're already taking the ass kicking, try to get some garbage time points. Idiot. You punt it back to me I'm taking right down the field again, just to prove a point. 

Don’t worry, there are plenty of other completely pointless and ineffectual things you do that will make you feel just as falsely superior. Have you considered only watching films in theaters?

All of your energy. (I kid, Massachusetts is objectively better than my state. It’s residents are just a bunch of assholes whom everyone hates.)

Hot take, but your mom isn't a great critical barometer. In short, fuck your mom and her bullshit opinions. 

Can we all agree that saying "can we all agree" is fucking stupid? No. We cannot. Clearly. Don't speak for anyone more than yourself. 

Yeah, but if he doesn't let others know what he doesn't like/care about, <i>how will we know</i>? He's very important and we need to know all his opinions.