I would have gone the extra mile and had them recoil from a few crosses personally

Like most non-Christians, yes.

Huh, I didn't even know Jen Kirkman worked for Gawker in their rumor bakery

Ghostbusters: Ports Of Call starring Nicolas Cage

The Island of Dr. Moreau and Abraham Lincolns

Hot damn, ewoks coming back to primetime!

It wasn't the planes, twas the guns mounted on the planes that killed the beast.

Bullshit

I thought Peter Gregory counted as a major character though

No major character deaths, huh? Well, this is awkward