"Just thought you'd like to see what a real golfer's body looks like. Go ahead, drink it in..."
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Samantha once ran me off a Top Chef chat. That chick is fucking vicious.
@5280: LIAR!
23% disapprove?? That doesn't make any sense. Kinsey said the number was more like 10% of American males.
Yes. A thousand times yes.
@starksgotejected: whoops, it's alive again!
Ah youtube clip of Joe Smith doing or saying something, we hardly knew ye.
@Patchy Drizzle: I love the imaginary land of the NBA, where a guy like Kobe can talk non-stop shit to a guy like Kenyon Martin, and not end up with a broken jaw and a shiv buried in his ribs.
Only in the Dark Side of the Locker Room does the story of a run-in with a crazed, homicidal athlete end with said athlete saying "I love you" while choking back tears.
AI posts under the handle "genuinearticle"?
I understand this move though. Seriously, name one decent writer who was/is a drinker. You can't.
No one should travel to Mr. Han's secret island to compete in a deadly invitation-only martial arts tournament feeling they have a walkover.
Monta Ellis is perspiring in a very disturbing way.
That mugshot looks like it was taken in 1989. Is he wearing a Cosby sweater?
I can't believe they were only stood down! They should have been sacked on the spot.
"Hey guy I've never met before in my life! Do you need help up from there? Just because I'm helping this guy doesn't mean I'm at the game with him. We definitely didn't get beers before the game together or anything. Wait, how does he know my name? I don't know how that's possible, because we've never met before.…
I liked Will Clark when I was a kid. I collected his baseball cards and tried to imitate his batting stance.
Well, as a Coloradoan, I love Coors Light.