And then they all start laughing except the only reasonable person on the whole ship who yells at her while clearly contemplating shoving her in after it.

also a guy yells “THAT REALLY SUCKS, LADY!” at rose

Old Rose gets caught trying to throw the necklace overboard. She chats with Bill Whichever one he is, he holds the necklace, and then Old Rose throws it over her shoulder like a fucking asshole.

Counterpoint: the older I get, the less of a shit I give what adults do that only affects them. Only when I got to the part about her younger kids being taken from her did I feel any give-a-shit.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

#JU1c3D

Well if Orlando Bloom insists on going around naked, I for one am willing to bear the burden of looking at him.

I just saw the #FORG1V3 hashtag on Twitter and now I want to hurt people.

Leslie Jones is the best American Olympics commentator. Bob Costas can retire.

Honestly, I’m a vegan just to balance out the extreme factory farm diet. Also because it has personally been great for my health and makes my skin look fantastic.

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

pics or it didn’t happens

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

Obvious comment is obvious.

Man who used to have a girlfriend goes out. Earth continues to orbit sun.

My annus horribilis was 2011 when my boyfriend, my grandmother, my boyfriend’s mother and the daughter of a close friend all died within six months of each other. The last two were a week apart and I remember trying to do push ups (light work outs were weirdly helpful as a channel for excess energy) and collapsing on…

And I just wanted to THROTTLE EVERYONE WHO USED HER AGAINST HIM JUST BECAUSE HE LIKED GHOSTBUSTERS.

Feminists can’t wear makeup. I read it in the Femstitution.

Call them and tell them they need to write how much power it makes right on the car.