I’m linking to myself which is stupid but this is how I feel about pokemon.

Same.

Okay #realtalk for a second.

BRB, burning my phone. And my computer. And my wallet and IDs. And my pants.

Sore throat = death?

“D’oh, baby brain!” said I, the self-identified radical feminist. Good feminists are never supposed to impute anything to Lady Hormone stuff,

I dunno dude, I wish more people would take my SEVERE PMS seriously. Not just a “haha bad mood cause I’m raggin” but more “this is an actual thing that is happening to my body…

Post Baby!

I grew up in Italy, yet I still suffered from crippling depression. Should I have maybe moved to Cleveland?

Right there with ya. #VP4Life

Can we please get Uncle Joe as Hillary’s veep as well? He’s just such a lovable doofus, like a golden retriever.

I'm gonna miss him soooooo much.

Oh Joe. He is like the slightly inebriated uncle that correctly guesses what all your Christmas presents are before you open them.

Maybe I’m a sadist, too.

y u do this to us?

Sooo... You go through the effort to breastfeed, but can’t stay off the coke while you’re doing it? Sometimes breastfeeding *isn’t* the healthiest choice for your baby.

Hear me out on this; is this really worse than women that drink while breastfeeding? You drink, you wait, you pump and dump, you’re golden. She just misjudged her time frame in the extreme which is a shame. But if she’d done this with alcohol would it even be news? Also don’t fucking concern troll me, I’m not…

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

Your screen name is accurate.

This is pretty much why my child will never be allowed to play in a house that has guns in it.

Thunderdome. Only we rig it so that two enter and none come out.