I own a tux. OR we will do a cross-dressing wedding because HILARIOUS.

My wedding ideas are open-source under the GPLv2. Go forth and party.

GUYS, people think about their futures, and the New York Times is ON IT.

I came to say this.

This is why I don't cook for just me!

Strong trolling work. Subtle but guaranteed to receive a lot of "FUCK YOU YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC" replies. Really well-done and exemplary of the hybrid concern-troll/over-the-top class. 9/10, only docked a point for committing just a little too much to the subject and not enough to attacks on the troll-ees.

I am borderline X/Y (1979) and can 100% confirm this.

Thank God for rabid homosexual activists.

They *claim* that they aren't, with insurance and background checks et al. To the extent these claims are false, they can and will eventually be sued or prosecuted. Which is fine. Making the process of obtaining a ride better in the first place was what Uber was originally going to be for — there remains nothing wrong…

No, Uber's business ethics (lack thereof) makes *them* a bad company, not the idea a broken one.

Who canceling what?

IT NEVER GETS OLD

Can we talk some more about how tired this puppy is though?

Second one.

"They" actually works fine.

Do you know anything about the Catholic Church?

Is it just me or does he look like David Hasselhoff's slightly-mutated clone to you too?

SNIFF A CAT PET SOME VANILLA

OH DEAR GOD