And they all went to JMU, UVa, Georgetown, American or GW. Yes.

To be fair, we have a lot of hipsters of various stripes here too. And enginerds.

Superior. (Also, just a phenomenally awesome human.)

Hi.

This is great without context. Just perfect.

There is a difference between contentment and happiness, i think.

I don't really know or care about this movie, but this:

It's a very "LOL FUCK YOU, PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DICTATE WHAT I'M 'ALLOWED' TO DO" sort of look, which... yeah, kind of love it.

It's totally the opposite! For me, anyway.

Fake. *pops bubble*

How do they get INSIDE WALLS?

I mean, shit, they were from some shitty chain restaurant so they were probably watered way down in the first place. Seems you're right and the most harmful effect is likely to be a bad headache.

The depth of my crush is somewhere around the Mariana Trench. Smart, funny, sexy and feminist.

I mean. If you can chop it up and make it not seem like bugs? Sure.

my favorite thing about her is how she reads the news like she's telling you a bedtime story

Why is it always very above-average-in-physical-attractiveness women that get busted for this?

He moved either to NJ or CT. It's not like his vote counts this year.

PRAISE TARA JACOBY. PRAISE HER.

Did he ever sleep with anyone?

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