Wait WHAT?!

Wait, wait, wait.

THAT DAD IS FUCKING AWESOME

Looks like a clean tackle, no hands to the face, wrapped up around the midsection and brought down solidly. No flag.

B-?

This is pretty much the definition of frolicking.

the funding can go weird after the first year or three...

I like "un-fuck you" as a real insult.

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 Goddamned dicks.

Why cancel?

I was going to post something like this but you said it way better than I would have.

Cleaning services save relationships.

"America is a contradiction of its own goals"

I like that *he* took *you* for runs :)

They have SOOOOOO MUCH ENERGYYYY. They need a yard.

Look, I don't know why you're getting stars for this. I really don't. It is absolutely not possible for Ebola to become epidemic in the US.

People are gullible morons.

Derp.

I feel like I have been seeing a lot of Sheftelesque bullshit to this effect lately complaining about how "selfish" the rest of us who remember to care for our friends and ourselves are.

How dare an author indulge herself by having fun writing something. HOW. DARE. SHE.