I totally thought you had misspelled "interpolates" and then I looked it up and now I totally have a crush on the thesaurus in your brain.

It's okay when a thing someone believes in is painfully stupid.

He was pretending!

No they don't. They use birth control like well over 90% of the rest of American Catholics.

It's funny, they are completely inconsistent about all of this, because none of what you just said is true. They do not try to police employees' personal lives at all. That tells you VOLUMES about where the real motivations for this absurd Obamacare thing are coming from.

That's not what "trustworthy" means, T. You meant "trusting."

#hero

I BOW BEFORE MY FUZZY MASTERS

They're not super closely related; it's cool. Red pandas are the bestest. It's like they go out of their way to be as adorable as possible at all times.

God damn it, Drew. I am supposed to be able to hate you for your blind, unreasoned hatred of Notre Dame without reservation, and then you go and write something as brilliantly awesome as this. Fuck.

I wonder if there is a traction control system running the electrics. Because if so, it really is *almost* an AWD Lambo.

I get in-laws. But deadwifewat?

Wait, WHAT?

But really, that's never stopped comics.

To each?

Someone gave me a reason once why this wouldn't happen. I think it was something along the lines of "just because the muscles are stronger doesn't mean they move things faster, the reflex still occurs at the same speed."

Is that Poison Ivy and Robin looking at each other confusedly afterward? What actually happened here?

Yep, he gave the quest to his protege in the movies. Not so much in the comics. Well. Sort of, a couple times. Ish.

Spider-Man seems like a pretty solid choice to me, honestly.

deep-seeded