A real-life orchid, huh? I was under the impression orchids are, in fact, real...

Don’t get too excited. That’s what a normal Beijing parking lot looks like on a smog (every) day.

All those never-to-be-used turn signal stalks just sitting there.

*Reads story*

Well at least now we know what happened to Natalie Wood.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

+1 alkaline water

I thought Brady avoided night shade?

Is this a case of Brady lacking any sense of self-awareness

“In the interest of keeping our language anti-inflammatory, we call that ‘maintaining brain-muscle pliability.’”

-Alex Guerrero

They have rankings of these things, based on statistics. He hasn’t been in the top 10 in QBR in the last two seasons, and he’s currently ranked 31 for 2019.

FLAGGED for obtuseness AND tardiness. 

Later, another JC player complained of chest pains and was sent to the hospital as well.

The medical personal on the scene had to take Francis off the pitch in a stretcher

I can’t tell who’s actually injured and who’s flopping in that video.

Video has emerged of the moment players collapsed on the field after the lightening strike.

84th minute? Usually Bolts in Jamaica are much faster.

It definitely sounds like a shadowy paramilitary group that did some war crimes in either Latin America or Eastern Europe.

As a Timbers fan I can say we do not have a white supremacist problem at Providence Park. What we have is a Timbers Army leadership that now thinks they’re bigger than the game, and sees “fascists” everywhere. Yes, we have a couple of idiot racist groups in Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer who travel to Portland to cause…

It was, in fact, a social-democratic paramilitary group in Weimar Germany that fought (literally) both communists and fascists, but yeah, if I were making up a fictional fascist group, I’d call it the Iron Front.

Did anyone else not know how to feel about “Iron Front”? Because to the uninitiated that name sounds pretty damn fascist.