Crazy theory: Cam Newton is going blind in one eye. That’s why he’s inaccurate throwing to his right.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Just for starters, he always looks like he got dressed in the dark.

Santa Clara took that contract and Painted in Black.

You can’t always get what - nope, not gonna do it.

My guess is that the team agreed to it while thinking about how they’d just ignore the agreement & then get away with tearing up the deal. You know, like how an NFL team deals with its players.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

From 2002 people, 2002.

Back to your pots o’ gold, wee folk!

This is really funny and really Brownsy. But I think the best part is that there was a moment where some junior sleuth who interns for the Browns looked at an Instagram post by a Cleveland DJ and exclaimed, “We got you, you son of a b***h!” and then excitedly picked up his phone.

I’ll allow it. Redheads with beards should be banned from pretty much all public places just on principle.

Corona, like Heineken, isn’t really cheap beer.

And not all is lost for lefties. The vast majority of first basemen are left-handed and, if you’re a lefty and can throw harder than 93, you can have a 10 year career floating around various bullpens.

I almost think it’s weirder sounding for a fan of a team to go out of the way *not* to say “we” when referring to them. Like, you’ve already taken the (pretty irrational) step of tying your emotional investment to the performance of a group of strangers, it is strange to then turn around and try to linguistically…

Do you think you could count, out loud, for 24 straight hours without stopping?

Or, maybe people say “we” in reference to the team being a representation of the area where they live? I would say that the majority of the people who use “we” are not doing so with the idea that they are apart of the team, like fucking Seahawks 12th man fans. So no, the worst fans are the ones who say “oh, you’re on…

If you don’t want to say “we” when referring to the team you’ve spent way too much time following and caring about your entire remembered life, then don’t, nobody cares. If you’re the kind of person who insists on going out of your way to tell other people they shouldn’t say “we” if they feel that strongly about a…

i think it’s fine as long as the fans are just talking about on-field accomplishments. “We win” or “we lost” is perfectly fine. The moment someone starts using we in reference to front office decisions, the culture of the team, or charity done by the team, I know that person is delusional.

Greedfall often pays lip service to the hypocrisies of its various factions—by what right does that inquisitor have to call anyone a barbarian, as he gleefully kills any native that fails to convert to his religion?—but in my first 10 hours of playing, I’ve yet to see these moments of awareness coalesce into anything…