“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

It’s offensive that I was the first to star your fantastic response.

*ding ding ding* “We have a winner!”

I know it’s cliche, but I’m fighting tears here. Bravo. Brilliant.

*sploosh*

LOL it’s all you can do, that and laugh.

*laughs* *vomits* *laughs*

...as if there is a problem with water guns?

Except Greece can barely handle day to day business right now. Worldwide sporting events are *not* what they need.

This kind of logical optimism has no place here. You have been warned.

Nah, they’d split the continents. So yeah, almost certainly winter would be in Europe, while summer would be in Beijing or (more likely)...Los Angeles.

Well, then authors like this will get more work, because their over-dramatic, breathless alarmism will actually be relevant.

I laughed out loud, thanks.

This is but the first of the many reasons we need Lego Tom Selleck.

*looks at self in mirror*

I would absolutely buy 4 of these.

That’s so funny. I really enjoyed No Man’s Sky from the get go, and a friend recommended Subnautica. So far I just can’t get into it. I’ll give it another shot.

Excuse me, but this is a GMG comment board, and we’re supposed to be being sarcastic and rude to each other. One more compliment and I’m flagging the thread. 

Completely agree. LA is possibly *the* city in the world best suited to hold the Summer Olympics. This article is so over-dramatic. No, everything isn’t perfect, but if we complain when the IOC makes the smart choices, it shreds our credibility when they pick places like Sochi.

We really looked like we should’ve gotten the win vs Mexico. That would’ve been an awesome end to the day, after the women’s team won it all.