*whoosh*

Great work, and I just bought This Love is Not For Cowards. I can only hope it’s even half as good as Andrew Selee’s Vanishing Frontiers, which I can not possibly recommend strongly enough to anyone who enjoyed this piece.

I like & utilize “simmer down, pot roast” the same way. Plus, it’s totally disarming, so if they get even madder, they know they’re ever more the asshole for it.

I don’t think you appreciate just how much money is actually made in Silicon Valley.

There’s no way that a majority is puff pieces. It’s not even close.

Although the non-jaded 10% of our souls might just consider that they mean it, and are reading journalism where “quality” is the goal, instead of “clicks”.

*shrugs* my auto-renewal hit, and I was a little grumbly about it, seeing all the introductory prices.

The wings were never supposed to last for three hours.

“Someone seated in your row will turn to you and say, “I liked it!” and you will briefly wonder why you married them.”

‘“I’ve been hearing a lot of dark web chatter,” he says, to the viewer’s deep humiliation.’ 

He’s a detestable little shit, and I root against him every fight. Unfortunately, he’s a very competent fighter.

Might want to warn them not to do any DNA tests on their super models. They’d find out it’s the same race blender that Brazil uses to fill the pages of Victoria’s Secret.

Recalling A Million Ways to Die in the West, yes, the last fun western absolutely was the An American Tale sequel.

I’d add “forty minutes too long.”

Nor will it be the worst Tomb Raider film of this millennium.

All due respect to Mr. Green, but Bailey might be the best corner in the history of the sport.

It was a nice walk through memory lane of him absolutely ethering half the f-ing field against (my team) the Raiders twice a year, for what felt like my entire life. 

“The Americans are being widely criticized for celebrating their later scores, particularly the full squad coordinated, three-part interpretative dance re-enactment of the D-Day invasion, following the 25th goal.”

Now I need to have twin sons, so I can name them Christian and Pulisic.

“Talking ignorant bigoted shit about a.) blacks and b.) hippies was the foundation of his getting elected.”