*looks at self in mirror*

I would absolutely buy 4 of these.

That’s so funny. I really enjoyed No Man’s Sky from the get go, and a friend recommended Subnautica. So far I just can’t get into it. I’ll give it another shot.

Excuse me, but this is a GMG comment board, and we’re supposed to be being sarcastic and rude to each other. One more compliment and I’m flagging the thread. 

Completely agree. LA is possibly *the* city in the world best suited to hold the Summer Olympics. This article is so over-dramatic. No, everything isn’t perfect, but if we complain when the IOC makes the smart choices, it shreds our credibility when they pick places like Sochi.

We really looked like we should’ve gotten the win vs Mexico. That would’ve been an awesome end to the day, after the women’s team won it all.

*whoosh*

Great work, and I just bought This Love is Not For Cowards. I can only hope it’s even half as good as Andrew Selee’s Vanishing Frontiers, which I can not possibly recommend strongly enough to anyone who enjoyed this piece.

I like & utilize “simmer down, pot roast” the same way. Plus, it’s totally disarming, so if they get even madder, they know they’re ever more the asshole for it.

I don’t think you appreciate just how much money is actually made in Silicon Valley.

There’s no way that a majority is puff pieces. It’s not even close.

Although the non-jaded 10% of our souls might just consider that they mean it, and are reading journalism where “quality” is the goal, instead of “clicks”.

*shrugs* my auto-renewal hit, and I was a little grumbly about it, seeing all the introductory prices.

The wings were never supposed to last for three hours.

“Someone seated in your row will turn to you and say, “I liked it!” and you will briefly wonder why you married them.”

‘“I’ve been hearing a lot of dark web chatter,” he says, to the viewer’s deep humiliation.’ 

He’s a detestable little shit, and I root against him every fight. Unfortunately, he’s a very competent fighter.

Might want to warn them not to do any DNA tests on their super models. They’d find out it’s the same race blender that Brazil uses to fill the pages of Victoria’s Secret.

Recalling A Million Ways to Die in the West, yes, the last fun western absolutely was the An American Tale sequel.

I’d add “forty minutes too long.”