Nor will it be the worst Tomb Raider film of this millennium.

All due respect to Mr. Green, but Bailey might be the best corner in the history of the sport.

It was a nice walk through memory lane of him absolutely ethering half the f-ing field against (my team) the Raiders twice a year, for what felt like my entire life. 

“The Americans are being widely criticized for celebrating their later scores, particularly the full squad coordinated, three-part interpretative dance re-enactment of the D-Day invasion, following the 25th goal.”

Now I need to have twin sons, so I can name them Christian and Pulisic.

“Talking ignorant bigoted shit about a.) blacks and b.) hippies was the foundation of his getting elected.”

I agree with your excellent points.

One of my buddies sent me a screenshot of his NextDoor app, where someone in his little suburbia was warning people about “a black man prowling around the neighborhood while dressed up like a police officer.”

Professional Fortnite players should really collectively bargain for better wages. #PayThem

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

100% this.

THANK YOU!

Funnily enough, virtually everything in your first paragraph is factually incorrect. They just released a massive international study on it in the last week or so. The so called “bystander effect” has routinely been shown to be exaggeration or blatantly false, but this study just shattered it using literally thousands…

France is on the opposite end of the food safety spectrum. While it’s true this opens their palates to more interesting flavors, they also have far more food poisoning deaths, despite the US having 5 times as many people.

*whoosh*

It really is.

“Having different races for backstroke, butterfly, medley has always struck me as ridiculous.”

My anxiety kicks in at twice you original battery level.

49% of white women didn’t vote for Trump. So that would be a classic overlapping circles Venn diagram. That’s... how Venn diagrams work.

I did not know this. Thanks!