Funny how that works, re: the replies. :)

10-20 lb children? You’re aware that kids are not mid-sized frozen birds in the weeks leading up to Thanksgiving, right?

My son is 8, and he would consider watching baseball as a punishment, some form of grounding or time-out.

I literally bet on the Rams Under, because I knew what Darth Vader was going to do to that poor boy, Goff. McVay had been propping up a puppet behind center all year; I knew Belichick was gonna cut the strings.

This is a good take. Izzo’s behavior was embarrassing, but I’m betting it doesn’t make the top hundred list of difficult times in that young man’s life.

I think you and the GF are just on different ends of the spectrum. No disrespect, but I think hers is *probably* the healthier end, if a literal wall between you doesn’t feel like enough.

I laughed out loud. Thanks.

“Those guys are fuckin AMORAL, CRIMINALLY INCLINED, TEMPER-TANTRUM-THROWING PIECES OF SHIT”

This whole thread has me giggling like a child, but this was my favorite.

The ticky-tack penalty for too-sternly looking at Brady. The mental slip that happens to every coach not named Belichick. The battered bodies on the opposing defense finally breaking down before the relentless onslaught of the Crimson Tide’s O-line and Hulk Buster running back committee.

Knowing myself, this is me. During every f-ing Patriots comeback that I know is going to happen. During every inevitable Bama game-winning drive.

Can confirm. I have a Cadenza, and it’s the most user-friendly auto touchscreen that I have ever used. Frankly, I haven’t seen any that are even close.

TBH I thought BotW was pretty lame. Repetitive combat, limited controls, last-gen graphics (at best). I honestly don’t get the love for it. Oh, well. Different strokes, as they say.

I only mentioned my financial stake as evidence that I’m exceedingly pro-India, and putting my wallet where my heart is.

“I promise that Indian films have a reach of which Hollywood could only dream.”

But no one is actually silly enough to worry about N. Korea, right? 

Why don’t they just use $80B jets, like we do?

I 100% get your still checking the standings.

Absolutely. She’s famous for being able to hold infinite eye contact with people, and he’s a, oh what’s the word? AN ACTOR.

Exactly this. I don’t know how there’s any question.