No one actually thinks that even 5% of the Academy voted for Trump, right? Because there’s no way they did.

Yeah, I googled and ended up on r/spicy, and they too were less than enthusiastic, but a couple were very excited about it. I think I saw it on Amazon, so taking a flyer on it won’t bankrupt me.

Question to this group: has anyone tried that “Truff” truffle-infused hot sauce that Instagram is (relentlessly) trying to get me to buy?

It was absolutely a case of getting Capone for tax evasion, no question.

And the NOOSE! Like, really? Two rednecks walking around “Maga country” Chicago, carrying bleach and a fucking noose?

Donald Sterling was forced to sell over a non-crime, while being caught on an illegally recorded private phone call.

FOUND ONE OF THE 12 PEOPLE WHO WATCHED BEALE STREET! 

Alfonso Cuaron (who is brilliant, but undeniably took two planes and a boat to get that far up his own ass in Roma) nailed it when he said Editing and Cinematography were literally the only two categories that actually apply to all films. 

We’re in a golden age of horror films, and they can’t get the fucking time of day from the Academy.

At least you get it now. Huskies are a bad match for roughly 95% of dog owners. This is an animal literally bred for running all day every day, while pulling weight. They are a pain in the ass when not given all day exercise.

Ryan Lochte did NOT lie about being robbed, fool. Brazilian officials have cleared him of all charges. He and his friends were victims of corrupt cops. IMAGINE THAT.

I’m with you, but I take it a few more steps. Perhaps an older man, yelling at a very cloudy sky? Anyways, here goes:

It was insane of him to come back from a SECOND case of diverticulitis. That disease has a scary-enough mortality rate, and leaves many others with a poop-sack for life. I’m gonna go out on a limb and suggest that signing up to get kneed in the gut by Velazquez would fall under “ill-advised”.

“I like the unpredictability and knowing that they can possibly clip another fighter at the last moment (also Derrick Lewis).”

“She was born a woman, has lived her life as a women, and has never opted for any hormone altering treatments to boost her testosterone.”

While I agreed with you when you said it clearly wasn’t a flagrant—it wasn’t—you totally lost me when you called it “kind of barely a foul”.

This is all accurate.

Just imagine the “freedom bubble” the North would have to create for tourists. They’d probably wait until after the games, and then promptly send every citizen who saw the inside of it off to work camps.

That will *still* be less offensive than him constantly getting to shoot free throws after committing what are, objectively, offensive fouls.

“We played for blood, remember?”