My grandpa ate something similar, which I believe is better. He added sliced dill pickles, which gave it a tang, a texture, and a crisp snap. Haven’t had one in probably 20 years (because arteries), but they were pretty enjoyable.

My grandpa ate something similar, which I believe is better. He made them with sliced dill pickles, which gave it a tang, a texture, and a crisp snap. Haven’t had one in probably 20 years (because arteries), but they were pretty enjoyable.

Thank you for being a grown up and understanding business, and *also* for not being so jaded as to automatically only assume the worst. I’m happy for Kap.

“Think of it as a 90% BMW in every regard”

Halo has 100x the cultural footprint of Destiny and Joust combined. My 7 y-o has never played any of these games, but walks past a Master Chief Halloween costume (FFS!) and knows it’s Halo and thinks it’s cool.

Casual cruelty is still la lingua franca in these comments sections. 

Thank you for including JustWatch! It’s a fantastic site. I give canistreamit full marks for starting the idea (at least I heard of them first), but their search function was so awful it was effectively broken.

Jones Soda used to make a Candy Corn flavor as a special around Halloween, and I want to be drowned in it when my time comes.

That literally looks like a young Mitt Romney, to the degree that I’m not certain that it *isn’t* him.

Can we take a moment to mention all the losers on Twitter going after Khabib for “having a glass jaw”? Really interesting argument to make about a FUCKING UNDEFEATED FIGHTER.

I think he’s got about a 20% chance of landing the KO, but yeah, I the odds are very good that Khabib just ethers his ass.

I really enjoy these articles, but some of the complaints in this article made me think Tom re-read the script, but hadn’t rewatched the film in a couple years. That or a lot of his complaints were made intentionally over-dramatic.

I worked as a gopher/tech-chimp for a businessman when I was in college, and he was once sent email of lewd pictures of children. I was physically sickened by it (literally nauseous from it for a few hours), but I got to see him contact the police and later the local FBI office trying to send justice for whoever sent…

My fraternity didn’t haze; worst thing we had to do was memorize the founding members and fundamental virtues. I guess we had to set up and help with chores, but only at the same rate as the older members.

That’s horrifying. I haven’t heard any such stories, but just the ease with which it could be executed—combined with the violent emotions most (all?) of us have towards those who prey upon children—and it seems like an impossibly dangerous threat that can take out almost anyone.

In his defense, maybe he thought Jake Delhomme was black.

Thank you for clarifying; you’re absolutely correct.

This being an actual arrest for an actual event that occurred, here I’d tend to disagree. That said, I’m with you 100% on the incredible threat of planted pornographic pictures of children. Literally anyone’s public life could be destroyed by a hacker uploading those types of pictures their computer, and then dropping…

I frickin love you Jalopnikees. Jalopnikans?

Take your reasonable opinion based on the available information, and git out. *ring of a spittoon*