You’re a saint.

I know we’re contractually obligated to be snarky assholes all the time, but this is a positive message to remember. Maybe 90 is a little optimistic for an NFL player, but it’s hard for me to muster any hate for this.

“It wasn’t worth the price, and I felt guilty for contributing to making sherpas drag fancy ingredients uphill for a week so whitey can have some variety.”

There are some moments of true beauty (describing the silver and gold trees, and the power of the Ents leap to mind), but DEAR LORD there are parts that drag forever.

You mean their politics from 7 years ago, I assume. 

Maybe they (the professional fighters who have dedicated their entire lives to fighting) just don’t really want to fight. That must be it.

100% cosign.

This made me laugh to tears.

I have the same problem, but a different solution: I usually use the bottom of my ring band. Slide under the cap, lift with the wrist.

I think that point kinda works better the opposite way. PKs are so random that it removes most of the skill from the process. Just backing it up a couple feet would nudge it in the direction of actual skill.

*cries laughing*

Nicely played.

Moderately successful ladies man.

TIL that zero wins and one tie is “quite good”.

For exiting the tournament with zero wins and one tie.

#AndStill

I agree it’s overstated, but the “loser” of this match gets to be a favorite in both of the first two rounds, which is not likely the case for the winner. Also, the gap between Japan and Columbia is much smaller than that between either Sweden or Switzerland and F-ING BRAZIL.

This is a good opinion. 

Even with their civility, Canada won’t be advancing from any Group stages any time soon. :)

Easily the best comment, in fact the only good one. The rest of them are so bad it’s hard to imagine how they got here. I can’t believe this article on Argentina could be carried this far with only one competent commenter.