Not a single word of this post is in favor of people who say mean things. They can be—and usually are—assholes. Nothing written by the author defends bullies or their behavior. The power we give insults and epitaphs is 100% from us, and Patrick and Marcus Aurelius are trying to help those bullied to turn off the noise.

Maybe not *all* the Solutions, but just the Final one?

That made me laugh so hard. I kinda believe them. :)

“‘OK, cool, cool. We’ll make it work.’”

This makes me want to give him a hug.

Twitter is brimming over with people who believe the non-call towards the end is solely the result of a racist conspiracy by FIFA.

“Do not. Do not. Do not interject yourself into the conversation with thoughts and views you just HAVE to share that you thought of on your own. No matter how brilliant you think they are. Your privilege blinds you.”

Perfect. I’ve never missed someone less.

I found the tacos weren’t really *that* much better than those one can find most places in the Southwest, but that some of the traditional dishes were, as you said, tear-inducing. I had several types of mole that I would kill a family-member for.

This is unquestionably correct. If you’re going to ignore one, women’s basketball is MUCH easier to skip. If women’s hoops is on there—which I have no problem with—then men’s and women’s MMA should both make the list too, as both are now bigger sports.

It’s free so far! My son plays it, and I have not purchased the service.

“He should try this new game from Japan that has been westernized to suit American tastes. Its called Go: Fuck Yourself.” 

I’ve seen your comments for years, yet never felt this kind of connection on anything before.

This comment is criminally underappreciated.

“HEYYY YOUUU GUYYYYS!!!”

Seriously, thank you. There are so, SOOOO many things over which one can and should criticize the various Trumps. These petty articles are objectively pathetic. They’re like the ones who criticized Michelle Obama for showing her arms. GTFO

Thank you. Here on this site where the code is usually “if it doesn’t hurt others, you do you,” I am kinda perplexed as to why I am being criticized that I had a healthy hobby. Note: I don’t *care* about the critique, but it’s objectively pathetic that there are people in the world who care enough about it to post…

In a world where we overuse “ground-breaking”, Zara Hadid shattered planets like the Death Star.

I know. I’m worried that voting against his ass won’t be enough to appease the horde. :)