Agreed on the stupidity of the question, but QBs would also have ZERO chance against linemen. They might score once at least, if like a Cam Newton managed to get outside and break away.

Marty Schottenheimer lost to the Patriots with peak Tomlinson when the Pats’ linebackers were Teddy hole-in-the-heart Bruschi, Mike total-one-half-of-a-good-knee Vrabel, and Social Security qualifying Junior Seau. JUST RUN THE FUCKING BALL YOU WERE AVERAGING LIKE SIX YARDS PER CARRY! You cost San Diego a championship…

“Old folks see that as tacky. Young people tend to care less.”

I have a friend who (for years) ended every text with his initials. If he wasn’t one of the gentlest guys on the planet, I would have been looking for the bodies.

It confirms me doubting that he was ever the brightest crayon in the box.

This is by far the best comment on the thread. +1 for being right about everything.

Yeah, that kind of logic isn’t going to work with Ponies....

I laughed (and starred) but we both know Dolan doesn’t deserve LeBron, even with that upside.

Christ, you can’t even make a joke without people getting defensive.

That’s pretty badass. I mean, we can feel how we want politically, but that’s some gangsta-level covering by his handlers.

God knows I voted against his ass, but it sounded like Trump really was a very good friend to Bob Kraft after the owner lost his wife.

He had the agility of a jungle cat and the grace of a ballerina. I looked down at my mere mortal husk and decided to apply for membership with a lesser form of primate. “Bonobo” is a field in which I’d much rather compete, thankyouverymuch.

Underrated comment, +1 snark point

To not discourage women? Rather, the parents of little girls?

This. It’s fine. It can be a nice addition. It’s my favorite of the mayonnaises that grow in nature. 

That’s such a random reason to hate it makes religious wars look downright logical.

I want to ride this comment to the stars.

So clever. Much edge.

Can’t believe there are actually people arguing with you.

Man, the Rock was like 60 lbs. smaller.