Let’s all imagine how many orgasms the Deadspin staff would accrue if Simmons ever did something illegal or unethical.

This.

Usually she only uses her power to prevent young democrats from advancing in Congress.

This is a Gawker forum, and as such those kinds of facts are neither appreciated nor tolerated. Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

This is a logical and objective take. +1 adult in the room

THANK. YOU.

“Well this is how we gonna’ do this:

Some male fighters are like her...but most of us consider them douchebags, too. As a group, MMA fighters have the most respect for the opponents of any group. This is even more pronounced amongst female fighters, probably because they know how much shit all of them had to go through to get to the top.

This is the most conflicted I’ve ever been over a post. Syrup: good take. Heinz: good take. Leaving ketchup *out* of the fridge YOU SICK FUCK.

This is such a bold take I have to +1 it regardless of any disagreement. You came out of the gates like Strider at Helm’s Gate.

Easily puke; any parent will agree. God, when the chunks are stuck in the carpet fibers? THE WORST.

That I believe; I said I couldn’t believe people hadn’t heard of her.

Your team literally had a multi-murderer. If the wussy politics of a QB who has never been particularly tough are what finally turns you, it might be time to seek therapy.

Criminally underrated comment. +1 WHO’S A GOOD BOY

It is, but 79-21%? It should be 100-0.

HOLY SHIT seriously???

Relevant: five LeBrons would crush five Jordans.

Bo didn’t seem particularly dramatic, if I recall.

This made me LOL. My loss. :)

No shade intended! I love a lot of great books, but I’ve certainly read a lot of bad ones, too, and I even love some of them! No judgement here. :)