Any day we learn something new is a good one. :)

Please share the one you read about! The only intentional occurrence I’ve read about is the famed Jeffrey Amherst smallpox blankets. I’ve found no confirmed evidence for any other actual events. Would love to see it!

It also pre-dated the United States.

My heart is breaking.

Also: a Viagra bottle would actually be funny, as well as self-mocking in very confident way. I’d be impressed.

Slow Tuesday?

You’re 100% correct. Marcus Aurelius stands as another far superior choice.

Hitlersayswhat?

You deserve more points for this.

I thought the top pic was a screenshot from the more recent (and FANTASTIC) Dredd.

In Redford’s defense, all Deadspin writers are forced to believe good things can only come from the extreme Left.

THANK YOU!!!!!

Is that...is that really Lil Kim? She looks fantastic! Why hasn’t she aged in 15 years?!? How does she actually look younger than she did in 02?

Holy s***!

The biggest I’ve seen are probably around 60% that height. I respect your opinion, but I am not disappointed with that aspect of the game.

I didn’t see the trailer, and certainly haven’t seen any giant desert snake (which sounds soooo cool).

Well done.

There were giant dinosaur creatures. I found several planets with them.

I’m not usually a big believer in capital punishment, but this is one almost makes one nostalgic for a good ol’ fashioned crucifixion.

Well, with your classy, friendly reply, I’ll have to. Ass. :)