This might be the worst take in Deadspin history.

Seriously, can none of these people tell you were joking?

I knew exactly what you were doing and laughed. +1's all around.

Agreed. Plus the NFL tears your body up more and pays you less.

You’re 100% correct, and I’ve made the exact same argument on other articles here. The only people offended by Chiefs, Braves, or a logo that’s an arrowhead or a tomahawk are the people that the far right points to when defending a name like the Redskins. “Why not get rid of Vikings then?”

I laughed, +1.

Pretty damn sure our collective panties would be bunching if Mexico ditched NAFTA to team up with Russia. We have been poking the bear, and we get all surprised when it starts to growl.

Target has Ender’s Game blu ray + digital for $5

Target has Ender’s Game blu ray + digital for $5

You must be new here.

YES! I never saw it because I thought the trailer looked stupid. I watched alone and STILL guffawed at least a half dozen times!

Honestly, I’d argue the opposite. :-/

I understand what you’re saying, but even then the message is only a problem in relation to the other stickers. I have seen tons of cars where it’s the only sticker, or one of only two (with the second being open-minded in this example).

It’s going to break up the big religions?

I looked it up too! Am I wrong for feeling betrayed by the lie?

A mighty precipitous fall for Deadpool....

(almost afraid to hear the answer)

If he’d done it in a bar bathroom a decade ago, Suh would be a hero.

Wants to be? No. Jay *is* a (very successful) businessman.

*googles betting sites for odds against her statement*

Darren Aronofsky wishes to God he looked like he was 50% Fassbender. He’s more like 50-50 Steve Jobs and Ethan Embry.