Would it even be possible to count the number of times Dana White has openly lied about his organization or its fighters in order to make himself look good?

Usually these kind of excuses sound like complete BS, and are, but in Welker's case I'm actually willing to believe that if there was acid anywhere within four feet of him after January 1st, he probably dropped it by accident.

Alcoholism.

The smell of a lit Blount rang the alarm Bell for the cop.

This can't possibly be real.

"He has beaten me many times before, but not this bad."

No sympathy. You don't want to get treated like shit? Stop dating assholes. She probably loved that he was an asshole to other people, but thought he'd never be an asshole to her.

you ever met that MMA fighter "war machine?" I think you two would really hit it off.

"Not a bad guy"
"all just heart breaking"
"I don't know why I'm so cursed"

"Not a bad guy."

That's not how you pitch a baseball. He obviously doesn't give a shit about the rules.

Homeboy is from Myrtle Beach... is this shit a surprise?

So you've got Skip Bayless trying to justify the outrage by COMPARING GAY PEOPLE TO DOGS and Steven A. Smith justifying Dungy's comments by AGREEING GAY PEOPLE ARE DISTRACTING.

What, are you guys from Cleveland? I would never welcome him back. He's like a girlfriend who decided to leave you and bang some other guys for a few years, and then show up at your doorstep with some nice words about how you're really the one she wants to be with. No thanks.

Cleveland fans are pathetic. I get that most of them haven't seen a major professional championship in their lifetimes (I went to college in Cleveland, and I saw the pain first hand when the Tribe came THAT CLOSE). But LeBron humiliated them on national TV only a few years ago. If I was a Cavs fan, I'd rather see us…

Two otherwise unemployable people defy the odds and make themselves fabulously wealthy based on their obscure talents and they still manage to continuously get into puerile physical altercations in public. Get your life together.

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I hate you. I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

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Bills GM: This is very important. Please do your best to identify Buffalo on this map of New York.