Oh no! They are going to actually have to attend class to get a degree and a career rather than play football and then bag groceries... the terror! the outrage! What a joke.

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No. You need to go fuck yourself. I'll say what everyone else is afraid to...

Everyone in the Oriole clubhouse heard what Dyson said. Flaherty was even asked in an interview about it. But that's none of my business.

Good. I can't stand listening to any broadcast he is calling, soccer or otherwise. It's the old adage of substance over material. This idiot can yell and shout all he wants, but to real sports fans he's nothing but an overblown schmuck who loves to hear himself scream.

On a side note, I was watching this game live as this injury occured and told my friends that he fucked up his left leg immediately after watching him toss the ball. The announcers for this game are fucking morons, not even after watching this replay 872 times could they get their analysis right. Idiots.

Am I the only one who's noticed that there has been a spin to the rhetoric on ESPN as not "if Rice will come back" but "when?"

No you dumb fuck. Read the whole context of the email. He's simply stating that "southern white folk" aren't nearly as ready and progressive in 2014 to have the same comfortability level as in other parts of the country. Go read a book you fucktard.

What's the latest info in the Irish scandal?

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Are you seriously trying to convince people that players at the likes of UCONN actually attend class or study? Ahem, they couldn't even compete in post season tournaments just a couple years back because their "Student-athletes" couldn't maintain even the lowest eligible cummulative GPA for…

Why don't you take your bible, rip out the pages, and use them to jack off in to. Then politely take that crucifix, presumably hanging on your wall, and shove it up your ass top side first. Who the fuck do you think you are?

I laughed my ass off...survival of the fittest...

I would hope that someone somewhere in the Deadspin world would tie the fact that Kemp played in Seattle and that Nirvana orginated in the Seattle area as to why this segment existed in the first place. Oh, and I'm sure Geffen had something to do with both, not just that it was the 90's dysfuction of mashups and "The…

He may be an agent, but he clearly isn't a very good one if almost all the athletes he represents are currently out of work. That leads me to believe that he was lying to the narc about "not having to do this other than for the thrill of it."

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Wow, way to be super uber fucking sensitive. Grow a sense of humor already.

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