Nah.

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Not if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But, that's true of everything isn't it?

I will not help subsidize your ginormous TV. I will absolutely subsidize your KitchenAid or your Le Creuset. Why? Because both the KA and the LC will last forever if properly cared for - that TV is only going to last until the next big tech revolution happens.

bruh no1 curr

This repeatedly-raised point is such a crappy false equivalency. "But then who will I get to look down on?!"

It is outrageous when a single unelected and unaccountable federal judge can uphold the fundamental democratic value of protecting the minority from the tyranny of the majority, and in doing so assert the principle that human rights apply to everyone.

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

I gotta be honest, I'm kind of embarrassed that you call it a "blowie."

colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho

this one reads like a B-movie feste...

You'll only end up getting high on your own supply and decide to take the rest of us out so you don't have to share.

All hail iwillhavewater!!! That is the best story ever, ever, ever.

This is definitely one the perks of being married.

Maybe her parents never taught her how to be polite. You never know someone's background. Maybe in her family growing up, politeness was viewed as a sign of weakness and so she learned not to do it.

Falling for it how? Like we actually think she's a baby? Because we do and she is.

I don't know. I am a teacher, and when I can have 75% of the perfect class I planned happen that way, I am pretty darn happy with myself. Cause you see, when you plan the class, you plan it with imaginary students, and there is nothing like say, Whatsapp sexting scandals happening in the middle of your class (true…