What's the othe....oh. Never mind. :-)

Jesus Fucking Christ, I knew someone was going to pull this shit.

never can win, it seems. I told my hub he'd either have to learn to read minds or accept a not-so-subtle hint.

You mean so we can devour his words, you know, with the eye parts of our face?

This is silly, but Big Sean and Ariana "Grande" ("big" in Spanish) dating makes me giggle.
:D

Yeah, but you "added your experiences" in a condescending asshole manner, so that eradicates any helpfulness you may have been intending. I mean, you certainly didn't come across like you figured most people would know about Coke and it being a world-wide brand.

No, it is not bad. Crying it out was the best thing we ever did, and I'd do it all over again. It's weird; I find that cry-it-outers don't really judge parents who don't cry it out, but the opposite is not true. Odd....

I'm just picturing him coming to America, showing up in the nearest restaurant, weeping copiously as he eats basket after basket of bread. Finally, he's eaten enough to rupture his stomach, and he turns to the server who is trying to comfort him in his last moments and says, "I ate all the bread. I. Ate. All. The.…

Thank you for doing this! You're, like, nice and stuff.

Whatever the final catalyst is, I'm for it. Fuck their dumbass Quiverfull bullshit up the ziggy with a waa-waa brush.

Rabid homosexual activists

On the other hand, Satan was absolutely correct in thinking that a home birth was adding unnecessary risk for absolutely zero good reason.

They probably would. They probably would

Savory winter squashes really are the way to go. Thai style pumpkin soup is really good too! With some peanut butter and sriracha-like sauce of your choice, lime juice and cilantro (or not, if you're that type) and maybe some coconut milk.

And I don't think I'll ever be ok with your definition... Born and raised in the American South, this is a biscuit and tea.