Every time I hear Moby Dick, I now think of Tortelvis reading lines from Melville's book (URL below). I don't think I've ever laughed so hard as listening to Tortelvis reading from and commenting on the novel as the music is going. ""I've read this damn book 22 time Charlie, and I still don't understand a thing."…

Pete Townsend said McCartney. That was a little surprising. I figured him for Lennon.

I see what you did there.

I thought it was the spaceship that crashed into Soldier Field. Or the ground trams that were torn up in the 50s making getting from the commuter trains to the lake without a taxi essentially impossible for anyone unfit. Or the harbor that was built in the middle of the city, turning the area next to Grant Park into…

Someone's idea of other people's drinking too much is quite subjective though. Is too much 3 beers a week? Is it 2 drinks a day? And given how much Dan talks about hanging out in bars or gulping down bottles of wine (and all the power to him for continuing it, his drunk responses are often his best), he's not going to…

Didn't Zweibel sell to the Chinese a few years ago?

Maybe. But Jenny McCarthy leads to polio.

I can't believe no one has mentioned the Scary Go Round Captain Beefheart Story.

Steven Gerrard, Jon Flanagan, Martin Skrtel, Daniel Sturridge, Jordan Henderson, Daniel Agger & Martin Kelly. It was a really good afternoon for football.

WTH?

WHAT? YOU SUGGEST BRIAN BLESSED CANNOT MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY MERELY BY BEING LOUD! ZOUNDS! HELL'S HORSES MAN. INSERT OBLIGATORY SHAKESPEARE QUOTE HERE!

Holy Goat.

Hooray. We have finally licked police corruption, tax shortfalls, hospital corruption, teacher pension shortfalls, aldermanic corruption, street and maintenance budget shortfalls, parks corruption, and a violence level that leaves one safer in the army than on the streets. Hip Hip, Hooray!

Great great movie. Terrible name.

Captain Blood vs Captain Levasseur

That these articles do not talk about, and should, is the cultural context of the duel. You had a very small aristocratic group. There might have been 70,000 - 140,000 men that could call themselves gentlemen in England and be taken seriously. Pretty much everyone knew everyone because no one else mattered. It was…

Mark Twain loved that fact.

I can't believe the Wilberforce Oak was left off this list.

This huge sausage is very suspicious.

I saw the opening maw of hell, with the endless pains and sorrows there.