He is a good thing about everything

As I mentioned in another thread, I was skeptical—but this looks pretty good, for a teaser.

Somebody needs to crush that old fuck.

My sister is at home a lot right now, and she’s confirmed that, yes, a few minutes before I usually get home from work, my cat climbs out of wherever he’s been napping and goes to wait by the door for me. It fills me with joy every day.

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window…

It should’ve come down to “Long Summer Vacations” vs. “Going to Bed Hella Early.” Short vacations with booze are Not That Great.

I’m a capitalist tool!

Leggings are the way, the truth, and the light.

I’m committed to Long Summer Vacations FTW. Dude...3 months of no requirements. I don’t remember what that feels like anymore...to just wake up and think “what am I gonna do today? Maybe go to the beach? Or read a book? Or hang out in a tree? Or bike to my friend’s house?” Weekends as an adult are filled with shit you…

The best short vacation is going to bed hella early. Who are you monsters?

I know. It is really puzzling.

i’m kinda overwhelmed by some negative emotions right now, (how does one know when to drop out of college?) here’s my go to response when dealing with dumb ass external issues (trump and he’s crazy ass) and personal issues, jokes!

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

/also, “funner” isn’t a word.

I work within a 5 minute walk from the Oklahoma City Bombing memorial.

I encourage everyone to read up on Timothy McVeigh’s political ideology.

He was a white nationalist, isolationist, 2nd amendment enthusiast, distrustful of big government. He and Michael Fortier drew up the diagrams of how they would blow up the OKC…

You couldn’t just sell water from the lakes, they are shared between two separate nations. And while we don’t have a lot of people in Canada, there would be no way to say “Oh it’s American water we are pumping not your Canadian stuff”.

Ooo. Bad example. We would literally go to war if the rest of the country decided they wanted water from the lakes. Hell, we had a knock-down/drag-out fight over a county just straddling the basin wanting to take water out.

Goodness, this guy’s a dick. Huma must regret peckering him for a husband, and now she’s watching that marriage go right down the pubes.

Yup.