That's a really shitty "primary" election. I'm sorry.

Do you have at least 3 people you can trot out on camera to confirm this?

Agreed. His failed deals are funny and embarrassing, but at least he doesn't make actual deals. Silver lining? Is there such thing at this point?

Hahahaha.... No.

Also, um, it’s May. What kind of lazy POS leaves Halloween directions up that long? Or puts them up this early? Does not compute. 

This investigation has been more profitable than BHENGAZIIIII!!1!1

Wow. No joke or snark here, but you opened my mind.

That's not how we do it in this country. You need an AR-15.

Wait is Donald Trump finally coming around to the idea that a child molester in unelectable??? He surely is acting presidential now!!! MAGA 2020! He's getting better right? He'll get better with experience!

It shows.

Kinja stalking* 

I feel like if you were an animal, you would be my spirit animal. And yes I'm ki ja stalking you.

NBA hot stove!

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I want to have your baby.

Also: barakaobama, celine Horone, new year guy, arts for something... Who am I missing?

So is tomatoeface like 5 accounts at this point? I don’t comment very much, but I do love the tasty hot takes here on kinja.

Are pharmaceutical companies and the private health insurance industry considered small business? Are they looking to take care of the public without working (ridiculous) profit into the bill?

This whole thread is so good.

Yeah that is a direct shot Into the feels.

This is good shit. Thank you.