Straight out of the movie “Idiocracy” - Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

It’s like the Wonder Twins if the Wonder Twins were three assholes!

He’s Cotton Hill, with valium and shins.

Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

Douchebags unite!!!

What can you say, President* Trump really knows how to class up a joint.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

It’s amazing how many horrible people in the world seem to love things completely antithetical to their world views.

Get fucked

Well, you’re right about the first part anyway.

I don’t agree

Jeff placed a person into a potentially dangerous situation because of a fucking game, and he claims it was because he was ignorant of transgender issues but is now educating himself. Fuck you, Jeff. The only reason to be misinformed about transgender issues in this our year of the lord April 2017 is because you…

Cue the nut swinging gun apologists. If this guy didn’t have a tool designed specifically to kill people at hand he would have had to work much harder at finishing the job. Maybe the act of having to plan much harder would have given him pause. We’ll never know because so many drooling gun nuts choose to misread the…

“Oh if only there were something we could do...”

These public shootings used to be shocking, now the public feigns faux outrage (and prayers) and moves on.

Well shit guys. Turns out when our ancestors were out picking cotton, tobacco and sugarcane and taking care of white people’s kids they must have been barely even trying.

Kristin,

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

You are not a journalist? There are a million ways to pursue a lead.