You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

It’s nice to see someone get a real world penalty for internet hate speech.

“One of the first stories Barack told me when he and Michelle arrived on Moskito Island was how, just before he became President, he had been surfing on a dangerous break in Hawaii,” Branson wrote in a blogpost Tuesday. “When he came in from an exhilarating session, the new head of his security team turned to him and…

...while they conveniently forget that Trump went golfing and going to a Versailles-themed ball this past weekend.

Trump must be bummed that he can’t enjoy watersports in the White House.

This really is the darkest timeline.

If I could hang out with a billionaire who owned a private island, probably has a pretty good wine cellar, and could get me a ticket for a ride into space, I would.

If I were the Obamas I’d post nothing, but pictures of me chilling for the next four years.

I want the Obamas to be happy.

Good on him. This man deserves all the down time in the world to chill the fuck out and have fun all day/every day until Trump marches us to our doom. He gave 8 good years to this country, only to have the public (illegitimately) turn it over for destruction to an incompetent man-baby.

Yeah, enjoy it while you can, Mr. Obama. You’ve certainly earned it. But when you get back...

A *real* billionaire, not a fake one like trumpster.

The inevitable conservative freakout that Obama is having fun and not lookig presidential comes in 3...2...1...

I’m sure he’ll be crushed when he finds out he doesn’t have your support.

Good. I hope he’s got a fruity drink with an umbrella in it and a huge bag of kush. He deserves/probably needs it.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

It’s almost too bad they already have a great Trump, because he’d really lose his shit if Rosie O’Donnell were in the role.