You seriously believe one year out of lawschool that if you hang a shingle you're equivalent to a partner experience-wise? You're deranged.

Sure I do, I'm an attorney.

You had zero experience — you couldn't bill at the rate a partner does. Don't compare yourself to one. It's ridiculous.

I hung out my own shingle. So yes, I was a partner.

Global Beet is one of the biggest fucking idiots on Gawker.

What? No.

Your fly is open bro.

Came here to post this.

Maybe you're not a racist.

My first though upon reading this blog post and your comment was "Wow, do you people notice anything but the color of everyone's skin?"

Return it, buy new one.

Return it, buy new one.