Hey, thanks a lot, you bigoted pro-life assholes. Because you’re so nosey and creepy about what someone else does with their body, you are about to cause the government to shut down. You know what that means for me? My husband doesn’t get paid and and then my mortgage doesn’t get paid. That also takes food from my…

I would love to have a low maintenance hairstyle like that.

It's her signature look and I hope she keeps on doing it forever.

She’s really beautiful. You’d have to look that good to pull off the short hair. I wish I could. Consider me officially girl crushing.

Perfect!

Or don't eat gmos, because autism.

Didn’t they already have “90’s on Nick” or something that aired these shows at midnight?

I know someone who rescues greyhounds from racers and I'm so surprised how thin their skin is and how frail they can be.

Once we were out of the puppy stage and got another dog, it got a lot easier.

I can’t figure out kinda today. Here’s the video:

In fact, here's a video for him. It's what you can expect from the breed and how to handle each situation.

They’re an awesome dog if you help them release their energy and they’ll do ANYTHING with you. Run, walk, bike, anything. If you lead an active lifestyle and don’t live in a tropical climate, this is the dog for you. I prefer huskies for many reasons beyond activity, too. I can trust mine around kids more than labs…

I have a Siberian husky and Siberian husky/Great Dane. This is a normal day.

Yes. If he grew up in a normal family, it would be seen as a healthy sexual appetite.

Pineapple makes my mouth burn and my tongue feel like there's a bunch of little fibers stuck in it. It hurts. But when you cook it, it's fine. I don't know if I would even call it an allergic reaction because I don't have proof. I stay away from pinapple altogether.

That’s a pretty big assumption of me. Its hilarious, but not as hilarious as someone trying to revive something that doesn’t matter anymore.

Ted.

The first family to officially joined the church.

My dad. (Died this last July 3rd, RIP)

So how old was the youngest victim? I’m scared because he stated “the younger, the better.”