Pineapple makes my mouth burn and my tongue feel like there's a bunch of little fibers stuck in it. It hurts. But when you cook it, it's fine. I don't know if I would even call it an allergic reaction because I don't have proof. I stay away from pinapple altogether.

That’s a pretty big assumption of me. Its hilarious, but not as hilarious as someone trying to revive something that doesn’t matter anymore.

Ted.

The first family to officially joined the church.

My dad. (Died this last July 3rd, RIP)

So how old was the youngest victim? I’m scared because he stated “the younger, the better.”

No way!

People like it this way. I've tried all kind of noodles and the best response was just plain spaghetti noodles. All I add to my salad, besides the seasoning and dressing, is onion, cherry tomatoes, and salami. You can add or remove whatever you please.

That's how all meals should end.

My secret is Italian dressing but I also add McCormick salad supreme seasoning. That seasoning alone makes people addicted to my pasta salad like it’s crack. I used regular spaghetti noodles.

this is why I swallow my pride and go to Islands. $10 burgers with all-you-can-eat fries, and they're delicious! I don't need a fancy burger to make my day. A burger is NOTHING without fries.

Someone on Facebook had the best response:

Between her message being cut off and then promoting puppy parties from a company who clearly gets them from puppy mills and not making an official response to either, heads should be rolling at the Today Show.

It’s so awesome to see a beautiful, proud young woman with a good head on her shoulders. This intelligent WOMAN (not a little girl anymore) has a bright future ahead of her. I know she was dealing with abuse from her parents not too long ago and I’m glad she escaped from that and is keeping herself on the straight and…

Yes, the Misfits are better...

Screw this movie. The new comic is all I need.

No, male version of Piper. Reality isn’t like OITNB. You don’t get yoga.

I’ve loved Pink since I read the article over 10 years ago where she lost her dog named “Fucker” and she was out on the streets yelling for him.

I was convinced that a show for William would be what was coming after the episode where he is adopted. It would make sense.

This made my day.