it's okay, I wrote "laughted". It's that time of night on Monday.

Just watched this elsewhere an hour ago and laughed my ass off. I do this to my dogs all the time. I mostly just copy what they say first. It's mostly fun because one is pure siberian husky and he loves to argue with me. He mostly likes to argue about getting brushed. He doesn't like getting groomed or bathed. Elsa is…

I honestly couldn't finish reading past the part where you were 16 and an adult family friend made you his "Lolita".

No one has appealed to me in the last two presidential races, and Hillary won't be any different. I don't know, they're all just liars, Mitt Romney being my most hated one.

It also helps you become a lot more humble and respect those who work in the food industry.

Yes, but you'd be amazed how many people have them as family dogs. They weren't ever meant to be owned like that. At best, they're great in a home with one or two adults. Some do fine in a house with kids, and that's thanks in part to being very lucky to find one that doesn't have the skiddishness most of them have on…

Luckily it was in science for criminal justice.

He said it was just a big party school. Unfortunately, I never was given the means to graduate from a university, so it was weird when I said one day, "The foliage is so beautiful at this time of year." He had no clue what "foliage" was. I said CMU owes him a refund.

It's just like Springfield or Garden City.

My husband graduated from CMU.

you'll be happy to hear of the new trend called "pocket pitt bulls" that has been starting up. They take the ones with the best dispositions and have been breeding them smaller. Pocket pit bulls don't get any bigger than 15 lbs. This is almost similar to how they saved the English Bulldog from extinction, only they…

I never got to go to camp. I always assumed it was as fun as Salute Your Shorts.

gurl.com is still around?! :D

There used to be a store in my hometown area that sold stuff for wiccans and pagans. I walked in, because I was a curious kid, to hear the shop owner on the phone yell, "I can't go out tonight! Mercury is in retrograde and I'm the only one that can fix it!"

Johnny has damned us all.

very good point.

No gigantic butts, but ancient Egyptians were black, no?

This is why everyone says I'm just like "Fluttershy". I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I mean, she worked so hard on this project.

It's so sad that the person who died has had little mention.

it's... Nice. >_>