@monkey314159: He probably would have sold more if he wasn't so damn creepy. No oil exec wants to have an inappropriate relationship with that dude. He doesn't even work for a regulatory agency.

something so simple. I am impressed. I love this whole damn thing. sure beats my idea of holding the camera as high as I can and taking pics of my wife as she tries to get it because she hates getting her pic taken.

@CHARLIEBITME: That is why it did not have a cape. because we know what happens with capes.

@geekymitch: the first thing I thought of when the iPhone was announced and described was Otterbox. Which, coincidently, is the first thing teenage otters think of.

@Lo0ods: I personally think apple went downhill as soon as it bounced of ol' Isaac's noggin. And then again after they signed James Taylor. Which century are you in so we can sync up our frustration.

@crashrider: i would still buy that on ebay for way too much

@FriedPeeps: 1st of all, you probably didn't think your comment was going to be this popular.

@FriedPeeps: I live in the south as well. The only thing I've noticed (as far as technological advances and the populace's awareness) is they run commercials comparing satellite dsl to dial-up. My teenage neighbor has an iphone, as well as her mother AND grandmother(as do I). The guys who throw their beer bottles out…

@iamnotavuvuzelafish: The Quantum Leafs?

@Thunderclees: I'm eagerly awaiting the development of a strain of weed that makes you ambitious. maybe then Dave will return to entertain us. Until then we have Vick. And Mind of Mencia (is that still on?)

It was not good idea to have Duff make a cake that looks like a rape stand.

I'm going to see it tomorrow with my 4yr old daughter. she cried (twice) when we saw "UP", and she cries when Mufasa dies in "Lion King". Two things are certain from these reviews, she will cry watching this movie, and I need to toughen that kid up.

Charles de Gaulle's zombie will come back from South Africa spinning an entirely different tale. One of bravery and resistance to the vuvuzela's onslaught. Vive Les Bleus!

@DoktorFunkenstein: First of all, I don't believe you're a real Dr. (or maybe you're Artest's doc and that's why you have no sense of humor and are a giant cocksucker). 2nd, once your teams have success you can't be disappointed anymore when they lose?3rd, I was joking. see how I added the not caring about the Bruins…

@ScottHartnellsSenseOfBalance: It was sort of a jokey comment. I was drunk and disappointed. I was actually rooting for the Flyers in the finals. didn't want an epic (if under covered) comeback like that to go to waste. But hey, we're in the same boat with the baseball this year. I really don't see how that comment…

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: Ok, I didn't care much about the Bruins until it could add to the angst. One disappointing Bruins loss? Eh.two devastating Boston losses? Fuck, why does this always happen to us?

I'm a Celtics fan. I spent a few hours scaring the kids yelling at the TV about "every time a fucking laker moves and hits a Celtic it's a fucking foul on the Celtic!" they blew a 13 pt lead and still could've won, and I think blaming refs is usually weak, but...fuck this one hurts. First the Bruins then this, I guess…

@Kaiser-Machead: There are still some parts of every porn that are in 3d. my wife is always bitching about ruining the guest towels.

That's cool. I personally think of every dude in a porn as my avatar. and who doesn't want to frick on a dragon?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: if she's got the Ghana front, shes most likely got the Ghana rear