For some (awesome) reason I've tried 3 times to get 3 different women (whilst in flagrante) to tell me she loves the cock. no luck. The fourth one said it and I married her. True story. 7 years later she still loves the cock. She's just not IN love with it.

Look on the bright side 'Bron. Your new dad can help you move to your new city. At first the drive will be awkward and uncomfortable. there will be outbursts and silence. But in the end you'll bond over the things you have in common, i.e. your mutual love of bad tattoos and your mom, and the acrid yet intoxicating…

I don't know. The Cavs and Bruins tried awfully hard to get the weekend off

Now Phoenix can focus on their series with the Lakers and not Varejao's citizenship status