It was weird to get the album for free when I fully intended to, y’know, pay for it. Seems like my guaranteed album spend wasn’t worth blowing a free copy on. It’s like ANTI was out and then suddenly it was on my computer? What a time to be alive.

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

Actual picture of Customs searching the vehicle:

So I’m a psychologist and I treat a bunch of people with this issue. A couple things to keep in mind:

I’m invoking Pinkham’s Law here (RIP Kitchenette), but the cookie gun is actually a semi-useful thing for making awesome spritz cookies if you’re into that kind of thing, which my mom was. Her cookies were delicious and cute.

I work at Ikea and am really bad at singing! Who knew?!

It used to be very high quality - you could buy something expensive there but it would last forever. Now the quality is terrible. I’m not spending $150 on a sweater that will fall apart or $60 on a tissue-thin t-shirt.

Text message: the new Post-It?