I’ll watch as long as I am allowed to say, “That’s a sticky wicket” at least once per match.

Fuck that noise. I've already called two vintage game stores in town to track down a Power Glove for tonight. My girlfriend isn't going to know what's happening but it's fucking happening.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…