Are you telling me they couldn’t find a suitable overweight, unattractive WOMAN for the role.

Because fatphobia is a really big problem in America, people are literally disregarded because they are a bigger size. So it does confuse Americans when they see someone stepping in and out of a fat suit and it is hurtful to bigger bodies, like as if it’s that simple to go from bigger to thinner. I’m not doubting…

“Maybe none of the plus-sized actresses were any good?” - I mean, how hard did they try to find qualified candidates? There’s a well documented societal bias against fatness, and given that Murphy and Paulson have a prior working relationship, I’m not convinced he put all that much effort into it.

At some point Newsmax will create a game show network with all the problematic lost souls of broadcasting 

All he had to do was creep behind the scenes like the cockroach he is. But nope, he flew too close to the sun for that hosting gig and invited the scrutiny

And by the end we finally get to the reveal that it was Agatha All Along.

I don’t feel sorry for her one bit, not after finding out she’s a damn homophobe(she bitched about Lil Nas X because of course).

Uh, she’s LGBT herself.

which might explain the denim, Canadian tuxedo...

Yup. Ted Kaczynski earned a PhD. We know him for his other work.

Yep, legitimizing dangerous anti-vax/vaccine hesitant talking points, and saying you like pineapples on your pizza, are the same thing. 

I prefer “Together Forever”, but obviously “Never Gonna Give You Up” slaps. 

I’ve always loved how cartoonishly his voice mismatches his body.

Do you intentionally go on interviews and say controversial and weird psuedo-scientific things? Do you shill for a snake-oil company, pushing their products with your qualifications?

Wow that is some real special stuff. You ever consider getting booed off stage as a terrible standup? You’d be great for it.

For real this song absolutely fucking slaps and I’m completely willing to die on this hill.

His voice always sounded like he was yawning while singing.

There is a VAST area between the two absolutes you picked.

We all know that they are going to choose Dr. Oz to prolong our long national nightmare.

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