Janine died on the way back to her home planet.

I suppose you also consider snuff films to be romantic comedies? If your intention isn't to minimize and disregard a violent attack then I don't know what the fuck you're trying to do here...

By all means, go ahead. I don’t consider that stealing. The truth belongs to everyone.

Joe Rogan is the patron saint of dudes who are not nearly as smart as they think they are.

If I knew which holiday inn bathroom they were in I’d seal the door shut and then brick it up so we didn’t have to deal with these two fucking idiots.

Mitch is a cynic, but he isn’t nearly as dumb as anyone I mentioned before.

No, they hated him because he “JJ Walker’d” the show. It was supposed to be a family comedy and then he came by and turned it into a clown show that revolved around his annoying ass. I still want to punch him every time I accidentally run into that show while flipping channels. The fact that Urkel and Screech became…

In their defense, he did do that.

“This was supposed to be a blue collar Cosby Show, and Urkel turned it into goddam Quantam Leap!”

The Village People finally do something interesting - writing a letter to a youthful male musician - and DON’T start it by writing, “Young man - “

With kkketchup!

That’s some enjoyably subtle username/comment synergy.

I don’t know. “Hurry On Home” was a great single and yet the rest of The Center Won’t Hold, minus like two tracks, was very forgettable. This one is comparatively weaker and it doesn’t make me particularly excited for the new album.

Dude, it moved to the Rockefeller Center, not the Rock Hudson Center.

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

Why? Because there was a medical breakthrough in the form of antiretroviral medication. HIV is not airborne, so not sure why you think masks or social distancing would be required to stop its spread.

It’s not possible to be as ignorant and stupid as your post suggests. Go away, you fucking troll.

How does someone speak with so much confidence on something they know nothing about. You said “Without masks, social distancing” lmao

Maybe it’s just that I’m getting old, but I find this idea that 2006 was somehow a different era than now (like the 1950s or something) bizarre. It was just 15 years ago! I have socks older than that.

Well, it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet