So, the Decca Mitford Route then?

If you hadn't posted that first photo of Richard Branson, I might not have agreed with you, but now you make me want to fund your Kickstarter.

God, and then we'd have missed Hiddleston dancing his way into our...hearts.

Yeah, I was going to post a photo to prove your point, but I'm going to post a photo of my twin husbands and their hottie younger "brother" instead:

What, no love for Bill Weasley? I love this thread so fucking much!

He's so perfect, he farts diamonds. DIAMONDS!

I was an extra on MSCL. That was pretty much the consensus.

Hee! That's exactly where I was going with that. I just thought it would make the message too big.

And so you shall!

His charm and hotness actually ruin my day, because he's not with me right now. Jerk.

Stolen unabashedly from Buzzfeed:

I love that Pita has Josh Hutcherson's heavy eyelids.

How is going to jail a bad thing in this version?

I think I'd be turned on even if Hiddleston said "Commence tha jiggling!"

They need to change the name of this show to American Horror Story: Covet, because:

Especially not with that much plastic surgery.

Way to crib from your own schtick, Whedon!

BatDad knows no lovin' from Jen.

Is the next compilation going to be BatDad in marriage counseling, because Jen's face says "murder," or maybe just "rent boy."

God, don't see Looper. That just sealed my Paul Dano hate, as he was all clammy and greasy haired and pasty. 12 Years a Slave didn't help my feelings about him.