If you hadn't posted that first photo of Richard Branson, I might not have agreed with you, but now you make me want to fund your Kickstarter.

God, and then we'd have missed Hiddleston dancing his way into our...hearts.

Yeah, I was going to post a photo to prove your point, but I'm going to post a photo of my twin husbands and their hottie younger "brother" instead:

What, no love for Bill Weasley? I love this thread so fucking much!

He's so perfect, he farts diamonds. DIAMONDS!

I was an extra on MSCL. That was pretty much the consensus.

Hee! That's exactly where I was going with that. I just thought it would make the message too big.

And so you shall!

His charm and hotness actually ruin my day, because he's not with me right now. Jerk.

Stolen unabashedly from Buzzfeed:

I love that Pita has Josh Hutcherson's heavy eyelids.

I think I'd be turned on even if Hiddleston said "Commence tha jiggling!"

Especially not with that much plastic surgery.

Way to crib from your own schtick, Whedon!

God, don't see Looper. That just sealed my Paul Dano hate, as he was all clammy and greasy haired and pasty. 12 Years a Slave didn't help my feelings about him.

I'm surprised the Courtney Stodden press release didn't read like her tweets. "Sexily slinking away from my sultry slampiece [sorry], I must leave my lugubrious lover." You get the idea.

Everyone I know, myself included, is considering dropping it because of how unlikable his character is.

If I could give birth to kittens, I'd have reproduced by now.

I believe that's Amanda's daughter Atlanta, whose father is Duran Duran's John Taylor. Good genes on her.