Black, overweight, sarcastic, cynical, glasses! I gots a BINGO!

That peacock is very...telling.

I don't get enough Mrs. Doyle in my day-to-day! Thanks for that.

I know it's not a popular opinion, but I love Marie.

I love that Dean Norris (Hank) thinks there's something fundamentally wrong with the Team Walt fans. I also just love that Dean Norris.

I'm Team Walter White better get what's coming to him, but not before he administers vengeance to that "Opie dead-eyed piece of shit" Todd and that sniveling coward Lydia. God, I hate her. Listen, if you can't stand to see dead bodies, you don't get to order people killed. Although, I don't think you should as a…

Okay, for the longest time, I've been saying someone needs to liquify Cumberbatch's voice, so that I may shower with it, but I'm beginning to think that I need Hiddleston in my other tap. Stop being sexy, so I'll stop hating my single-hood.

Elizabeth Berkley says her 14-month-old son wasn't in the audience at DWTS because he might get too excited. So excited. And so scared.

Irish comedian Ardal O’Hanlon once did a bit in which...he explained very soberly that the words “fun” and run” should never be used next to each other in a sentence because running is something you do when someone is chasing you with a knife.

Please tell me this season isn't going to be "How Lady Mary Got Her Groove Back." Also, can Edith have some happiness for a change?

That has got to be the cutest story ever! Must hug my dumdums now!

Everyone else said more eloquently than I could about how they'd respect the fuck out of Henry Cavill. I just want to know how I get a "Piggies Rock" cake.

It's okay. He's a training Hemsworth. Once you master him, you get your own Thor Hemsworth. It's like learning to care for a hamster before your mom lets you get a puppy.

I have a Paul Frank t-shirt that says "Pussycow" and it's got a drawing of a cross between a cat and a cow. I guess he grew up in Los Angeles like me.

Wait what? Okay, over him. Back to channeling all my lust to ASkars.

I hated that scene for being such a tease. Much like Gendry in Game of Thrones. Dudes, showing pubes is only making me want to see more. Jerks.

You sound like such a lovely soul and a good person to know, just for that comment.

Ebooks are the best. I spent all last summer in a deep depression that only trashy books like Lace and Valley of the Dolls could get me through and no one was the wiser. "Whatcha readin'?" "War and Peace!"

Same here. The free sample was 2 chapters and I barely made it through one. And that was while reading it aloud with funny voices to amuse my then-boyfriend. Funny voices and puppets make everything better. Except this garbage.