I would totally help fund that, as long as I could periodically visit.

What is that from? This photo is making me feel things I've never felt for Aaron Paul before.

I think I may have to fight Laura for this honor. Your dad sounds awesome.

Wait, I thought the anti-woman argument was that if she had an orgasm, it wasn't rape. Women can't win, can they?

You say this so much better than I can, when I try to explain these things to my white friends. I am often treated differently than they are, but because we live in liberal-ish Los Angeles, they often think I'm looking for excuses, or that I'm the very stereotype of angry black woman.

Here's a little something to help people separate the actor from the character: Joffrey Baratheon likes raping, while Jack Gleeson likes rapping: http://watch.accesshollywood.com/video/sophie-t…

Unfortunately, yes. http://www.racebending.com/v4/history/yel…

Seriously, what's wrong with people?

Keni Styles isn't on that list and Danny Wylde, who appeared in yellow-face in that Walking Dead porn parody is? No justice at all.

Oh my god! He does porn? When did porn dudes get pretty? Why did no one tell me?

Daaaayum. When did heterosexual male porn stars get appealing. I mean, between him and James Deen and a few others, I may have to start watching porn for the guys' faces. Which is weird, because I'm usually looking farther south.

Was there anything humble about that? That was a straight-up braggy brag.

God, I'm 40 and I'm jealous of how cool she is.

And the absolute worst version of this song ever, and I'm saying this as someone who likes Marc Almond and Soft Cell:

Yeah, normally I like his tweets, but that one felt a bit "oh you black peoples and your hippity hops". I'm hoping he just blanked out and confused Diddy with Sir Mix-a-Lot.

As a die-hard Simon LeBon lover for 30 years, I would read the shit out of your Duran Duran Porn.

Every time I see Cosby come up in the news, all I can think of is the time he forgot his comma. Then I shudder.

Another tip I learned: If you don't have a bonnet dryer and you want to apply heat, work out while you treat your hair. The heat from your scalp will do the work.

Oh, they're both "well-informed," in that we've seen the same facts, and they've come to a different conclusion from all rational people. I can't come up with any explanation for it.

So yesterday, I go to visit my parents, and my mom starts with "Did you hear about poor Paula Deen?" And my dad starts with "Food Network execs are wimps."