Either way, we win. Is this one of those things were visual aids help?

Wait, so Cissy taught Whitney this?

If you put hi-liter on top of that, did I know you?

I was making a (very bad) joke about how Anne wanted to be called "Cordelia" and have any hair color besides blonde, but I think Miss Cornelia did have dark hair. Maybe. I remember her man hating, but not her physical description.

The Anne of Green Gables cover is making me (not) see red. How did this ever get to print?

God, it's like whoever designed this was thinking about Cordelia of Green Gables. In a 70s plaid.

This clip reminds me that I still don't know what a bean feast is.

Honestly, I'm surprised you came back here after getting sucked in the TV Tropes wormhole.

Because of reasons.

Clearly you weren't around during the Magnum PI days. You would have fit in with my mom and her friends. I didn't see it then, but now that I'm an old, I do.

Chest hair is the best hair. I can't say that enough.

These are gorgeous, and I'm glad they're in again, but does anyone else have the large-breasted lady problem where instead of bra strap pain, you get neck strap pain? And if so, how do you stop that? Please don't tell me you just deal.